Since I’ll soon be moving into the big city, or at least within a mile of a subway to the city, I think it’s time to upsize* the two wheel collection from 5 or 6 bikes, to at least 2 more (at a minimum) bicycles for the urban scene. Enter the YikeBike.
With my new YikeBike, I’ll quickly become the sole focus of everyone, from hot urban chicks decked out in full leather, to middle-aged men sitting in traffic who aren’t watching the chicks in leather. Even better, since my YikeBike tricycle wheels won’t fit a normal bicycle, I won’t feel obligated to stop and help the stranded woman with a flat tire on her oldschool bicycle. Lastly, since I don’t have to exert one ounce of energy on pedaling and breaking sweats, I can focus on wearing my mega-fashion-armani-klein-faded-glory scarves and overcoats to impress the chicks in leather.
Yes, I’m sure if the YikeBike could speak, it would agree that it “yikes to get around”.
Prices start at £5,000 (or U.S. $238,493,324,321.87).
* I may have a slight addiction here. In my defense, not all of the two wheels actually roll
